Pfft. That's a lamppost. On a Frisbee. Behind a weather balloon. Traveling through swamp gas.
You know, a couple of years back everyone was asking "Where are the UFO's?!" After all, with the Internet, the Government Cover-up Conspiracy (TM) couldn't POSSIBLY have contained all that info, yet... nothing. Now, all of a sudden, we start hearing about UFO's all over the place again.
Clearly, this is a government misinformation campaign designed to confuse and disorient us while the new world order is instituted and the Illuminati takes over (if they haven't already). And clearly, you're one of Them. Clearly.
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You know, a couple of years back everyone was asking "Where are the UFO's?!" After all, with the Internet, the Government Cover-up Conspiracy (TM) couldn't POSSIBLY have contained all that info, yet... nothing. Now, all of a sudden, we start hearing about UFO's all over the place again.
Clearly, this is a government misinformation campaign designed to confuse and disorient us while the new world order is instituted and the Illuminati takes over (if they haven't already). And clearly, you're one of Them. Clearly.
Joe, you know you want to, don't you?
Norbert, damn, you know!?